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chipperdoodles:

suddenly-:

Sam displays all of the powers and talents of a lion, but it must speak words of power to do so. Also, it carries a magical quarterstaff that can force antagonists into a deep sleep and it has mastered the ability to cause its adversaries to become slow. sam resists rivals with a radioactive shotgun, however doing so makes it homeless for six seconds. It also is able to skim the memories of others, but only in darkness. sam has learned to steal the appearance of its assailants and use it against them. Sadly, sam is notorious for being foolish.

HOMELESS FOR SIX SECONDS. It somehow knew I was a lion. And I am pretty foolish. And I can read your thoughts in the dark? Creepy.

martin wrangles with enemies with a devastating pistol that can force assailants to cower in fear. He likewise can block kinetic shockwaves and deflect them against any opponent in sight and he possesses the power to sculpt and mold all mental energy with a thought, however never while in pain. martin is able to spin like a whirlwind and he possesses all of the powers and talents of a dolphin. Additionally, he lords over a set of badgers and he combats antagonists wielding a radioactive morningstar made from silver. Shamefully, martin has a weakness of being slow.

HOW DID IT KNOW THAT I’M SLOW ._.

“Adam is known for his unusual fame throughout the nation [due to cat posts on his tumblr]. He likewise is able to spin like a whirlwind and he has the power to levitate through solid objects. Adam carries a frightening skateboard that also grants a staggering ability to predict the future and he possesses the power to take control of fish, however this power only lasts two days at a time. He boasts a magnificent dexterity and he lords over a array of rabbits. Sadly, Adam struggles with being clumsy.”

chipperdoodles:

suddenly-:

Sam displays all of the powers and talents of a lion, but it must speak words of power to do so. Also, it carries a magical quarterstaff that can force antagonists into a deep sleep and it has mastered the ability to cause its adversaries to become slow. sam resists rivals with a radioactive shotgun, however doing so makes it homeless for six seconds. It also is able to skim the memories of others, but only in darkness. sam has learned to steal the appearance of its assailants and use it against them. Sadly, sam is notorious for being foolish.

HOMELESS FOR SIX SECONDS. It somehow knew I was a lion. And I am pretty foolish. And I can read your thoughts in the dark? Creepy.

martin wrangles with enemies with a devastating pistol that can force assailants to cower in fear. He likewise can block kinetic shockwaves and deflect them against any opponent in sight and he possesses the power to sculpt and mold all mental energy with a thought, however never while in pain. martin is able to spin like a whirlwind and he possesses all of the powers and talents of a dolphin. Additionally, he lords over a set of badgers and he combats antagonists wielding a radioactive morningstar made from silver. Shamefully, martin has a weakness of being slow.


HOW DID IT KNOW THAT I’M SLOW ._.

“Adam is known for his unusual fame throughout the nation [due to cat posts on his tumblr]. He likewise is able to spin like a whirlwind and he has the power to levitate through solid objects. Adam carries a frightening skateboard that also grants a staggering ability to predict the future and he possesses the power to take control of fish, however this power only lasts two days at a time. He boasts a magnificent dexterity and he lords over a array of rabbits. Sadly, Adam struggles with being clumsy.”

chipperdoodles:

“the life of garry newman as seen on twitter
https://twitter.com/garrynewman/status/200677379729920000
spoiler alert: the comments combo is unbreakable, until the end of time”

via maxofs2d

I wish it was longer.

josiahfiles:

nick flurry

This is my favorite thing from Nick Donald’s. I always dare the cashier to say what one more time.

artist-problems:

Submitted by: kitthie
[#395: A lot of WIPs that will never EVER get any progress at all.]

artist-problems:

Submitted by: kitthie

[#395: A lot of WIPs that will never EVER get any progress at all.]

schpilkins:

did-you-kno:

Source

Ah. Haha. Ha. No crying outside EVER.

Bees: your tears only make them hydrated.

schpilkins:

did-you-kno:

Source

Ah. Haha. Ha. No crying outside EVER.

Bees: your tears only make them hydrated.

are you planning to go see 'the beatles: the lost concert' film?
Anonymous

This must be another popular thing which I am clueless about.

are you planning to go see 'the beatles: the lost concert' film?
Anonymous

I’ve still never heard of this.

are you planning to go see 'the beatles: the lost concert' film?
Anonymous

I have never heard of this?

dailydiablo:

That was a worthy foe. Glorious.

dailydiablo:

That was a worthy foe. Glorious.